JOKES Santa was in a plane going Bombay While it's landing, Santa shouted: Bombay Bombay.. Air Hostes: B silent.. Santa: Ok, Ombay! Ombay! Sardar saw a board at center Of a River, he tried to read, but he cOudn't read it, sO he swims into the river & read "CROCODILES INSIDE DONT SWIM" Mr.Bean standing near the door Wife- Why r u standing here? Bean- I am goin to hunt a Lion.. Wife: Then go Bean- How can i go? A dog is standing outside Sardar was SHOPPING . . Shopkeeper: Sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.? . Sardar: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..! A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body.. He was asked what he was doing, he answered waiting for autumn... Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardar: PUNJAB Man: which part? Sardar: Oye, No part part , My WHOLE BODY was born in Punjab.! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.. A girl checks her weight=58kg, She Removed Chappals=56 Then Jerkin=53 Then Dupata=52 coins finished A boy in Q said "U CARRY ON I have coins".! Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness..! Kissing At top, Holding at Middle, Fire At bottom.. U know the Ans? ? ? ? Yes u r right.. It is CIGGERATE.! ha ha ha.. Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... Am going to die in 62 days.. I wont come again in ur life.. BY "2009" Advance "HAPPY NEW YEAR-2010" Am the first wishing u The first bench knows how to Avoid the Problems... But the last bench only knows how to FACE THE PROBLEMS... By, (MEMBER OF BACK BENCH STUDENT) Good Night:- Have a 50-50 dreams.. little.. SWEET little.. SALT Bcoz daily sweet dreams is not good for health.. Tin.. Tin-ti-din.. NEW Way of writing Answer in exams.. If u dont know the answer then put lines like this.. //////////////////// & write below "Scratch here for ANSWERS" >> Post your Message >> Send Message in Mail >> Joke or Not << Front page << HOME 995 © jeeva.jw.ltAll Rights Reserved
